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Re: What if.....

Post by kaboooom » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:06 am

Hahanap ako ng signal, para makatawag samin kase baka hanapin ako, eh. :lol: :lol: :lol:

What if nakasalubong mo ex mo, anung una mong sasabihin?

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Re: What if.....

Post by Asyong » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:50 am

kaboooom wrote:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:06 am
Hahanap ako ng signal, para makatawag samin kase baka hanapin ako, eh. :lol: :lol: :lol:

What if nakasalubong mo ex mo, anung una mong sasabihin?
Sasabihin ko, "Hi! Kumusta na? Baka kasi di mo na ako naalala. Ako nga pala yung ginago mo." Sabay tawa. 😆

Seriously, di ako palaimik eh. Baka batiin ko lang sya sa pamamagitan ng kilay tapos alis na.

What if na-stuck ka sa traffic tapos taeng taeng tae ka na, saan mo ilalabas, sa loob o sa labas ng sasakyan?

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Re: What if.....

Post by Asyong » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:04 pm

scarlett wrote:
Fri Sep 28, 2018 6:38 pm
Ang hirap. Hahaha. Pwede ba pigilab hanggang sa next na available na cr like sa gas station or restaurant. Hahaha





What if nagkaroon ka ng invisibility powers?
Alam na this. 😎

Pupunta ako sa mga lugar kung saan mag-eenjoy ako hahaha!

What if totoong may genie at bibigyan ka nya ng 3 wish, anu-ano mga hihilingin mo?

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Re: What if.....

Post by smoothwine » Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:41 am

scarlett wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 7:14 am
Give me 1 Billion peso
Travel around the world
Unli wishes



What if nakipagdate ka tapos naiwan mo pala ang wallet mo, pera, cards, etc?
i would ask kindly if she would pay, then whenever or after the date that she would be ever be at my place. I can pay up or return the favor in 'kind'

What if naging asexual lahat ng tao? Would you be still turned on?

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Re: What if.....

Post by rodpau » Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:22 am

Ah hindi na syempre (pag sinabi mong lahat ng tao, kasama ka na rin dun)

What if.. habang naliligo ka, nalaglag ang bago mong sabon sa toilet bowl (na wala namang pupu), pupulutin mo pa ba ito?
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Re: What if.....

Post by combatjames » Tue Oct 02, 2018 5:22 pm

scarlett wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:02 pm
I'll buy this beauty gadget and have the business.
I'll buy lots of food as well.. ^_^






what if, nadapa ka sa harap ng crush mo?
Pretend na sinasamba siya.

What if, inalalayan ka nya pagtayo?

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Re: What if.....

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rodpau wrote:
Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:22 am
Ah hindi na syempre (pag sinabi mong lahat ng tao, kasama ka na rin dun)

What if.. habang naliligo ka, nalaglag ang bago mong sabon sa toilet bowl (na wala namang pupu), pupulutin mo pa ba ito?
Oo. Kasi nangyari na to. Di sya makukuha ng pag flush so babara sya. Kailangan lakasan ang loob at pulutin. Then hugas ng kamay ng matindi after.


What if nag mamasturbate ka tapos nahuli ka ng isang family member mo?

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Re: What if.....

Post by Winston Go » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:47 pm

quarterlifeman wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:11 am
rodpau wrote:
Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:22 am
Ah hindi na syempre (pag sinabi mong lahat ng tao, kasama ka na rin dun)

What if.. habang naliligo ka, nalaglag ang bago mong sabon sa toilet bowl (na wala namang pupu), pupulutin mo pa ba ito?
Oo. Kasi nangyari na to. Di sya makukuha ng pag flush so babara sya. Kailangan lakasan ang loob at pulutin. Then hugas ng kamay ng matindi after.


What if nag mamasturbate ka tapos nahuli ka ng isang family member mo?
Wala na finish na!


What if nung nahuli ka ng family member mo ay sinamahan k p nya..tinulungan k p nya?
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Re: What if.....

Post by quarterlifeman » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:44 pm

scarlett wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:37 pm
Patay na, thank you. 😂😂😂





What if you are so horny pero walang makitang partner?
If horny na talaga at kailangang mairaos, salsal na lang muna... :lol:




What if ebs na ebs ka na, tipong lalabas na in 1 min pero nasa bus ka pa, at nasa NLEX kayo?

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Re: What if.....

Post by sir.rex » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:01 am

Mag hanap ng ibang ka sweet para patas na hahaha



What if bibigyan ka ng isang wish ni @scarlett :lol: na gagawin nya para sayo ano hihilingin mo :?:
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